Mobile phone dictionary...

You guessed right, a low day on the inspirational front.
Here is a list of all the words I have added to my mobile's dictionary. Where necessary there will be an explanation...


Arses - Lets not go there.
Aurora - A friend and a natural phenomenon. Both the borealis and my friend are a natural phenomenon.
Bastard(s)
Bender - Derrogative noun used to abuse friends.
Bitch
Biutiful - Mocking mexican fonetic pronunciation of the English language, plus it looks cool.
Bollocks
Brixton
Bummer
Calpis - Nectar from the gods... fantastic japanese drink. That white bottle I took pictures of around the world.
Chale - Mexican expression of disappointment.
Chernobyl - As in the place that had the tragic nuclear meltdown in the 80's and still has failed to produce any super heroes. This is used to abuse friends. Example '...you walking Chernobyl.'
Chilaquiles - Mexican dish. One of my favourite dishes and one of my wife's specialities.
Chorizo
Clapham
Cocks
Corydon
Crap
Cunt - It is only polite to use it now and again to decribe yourself and it should never be used to abuse a male friend...
Damn(ed)
Earlswood
Faggot
Fuck - And plenty of variations. Fucked and fucking being amongst them.
Fulham - One of the best football clubs in the world.
FWRT - Abv. Faggot Who Reads This. Ha, got you too. An old Mexican and now becoming a British and hopefully one day a Golbal tradition. Just leave notes bearing the legend for your friends to find or simply text it. Always a winner.
Geordie - The fantastic people from Newcaslte upon Tyne, in case anyone living abroad (or in a bunker in the UK) hasn't heard of this magnificent bunch.
Gimp
Guanatos - Coloquial name for Guadalajara, my home city in Mexico. Great place to visit if you want to eat and get pissed constantly.
Hullo
Kebab - You know you secretly love them, every now and again.
Kisser - Generally used in the context 'Arse kisser' or some worse.
Kyoto
Lager
Magestic
Mamacita - A Mexican compliment for the ladies.
Missus
Motorway - I didn't say they were all going to be interesting. Anyway, stupid phone should have had that one.
Ouch - (?)
Piss(ed)
Poof
Queers
Redhill
Reigate
Scousers - The 40 friends of Ali Baba or the people from Liverpool, it's all the same.
Scud - My local pub. Full name 'The Flying Scud'. Now that is naming a pub.
Sheffield
Shit - No refernce whatsoever to the above mentioned.
Skint
Sodomite
Spunk
Tomary - As in library, in Homer J Simpron's speech.
Turd
Wanker(s)
WHSmith - Because it is the easiest meeting point in Victoria station.

Yes, it is a bit embarrassing but I just want to invite you that much further in into my little world. FWRT, got you again.
Hope you weren't offended, if you were please complete the following sentence with the word of your choice from the list above.
Please don't be such a ___________.