Wednesday, March 09, 2011

What a couple of month's...

Hello there, long time no type...

I think I have become rather lazy with this thing and I believe that you would agree... From it's early beginnings as the Dole Scum Diaries to me briefly becoming a corporate whore, to being and ordinarily employed person to now being a family man... it all has got a bit in the way of updating this and making regular entries.

The fighting carries on and on wherever it may roam. Exciting events happening the world around with people fighting for their right to party and for their freedom. Shame about Libya and even more shameful the late condemnation coming from the west. I say it is a shame because we were more than happy to buy his oil and grant some allowances into them purchasing weapons (in good faith, I am sure) but now I am sure that NATO or some allied nations are running their very own version of the X-factor to see who will be (for the time being) the best person to buy oil from and to sell weapons to, in return.



It is all a load of shit and it has always been, sadly, it has been so open in the last couple of decades, that we have become a bit cynical about it all. That is a terrible thing, especially as there are a lot of people losing their lives and our governments are simply going to back the horse with the better odds on their favour. If attacks and support were indeed in order to 'liberate' people, North Korea, China, Russia, Uzbekistan, Ukraine... Mexico, the US under the Bush administration... all would've been targets.

Also with the media being sold all to one man, dismantling the BBC like a malicious child pulling off the legs of a spider... and the (Tory) government selling everything off, there is something to worry about for the next couple of decades too. One thing, that I am getting tired of, is hearing people slagging off the LibDems for selling all this shit with the Tories. The LibDems have fuck all to sell!!! The only things they had were their integrity and their selr-respect, which they sold for (less than) 20 pieces of silver just to get a backstage pass into Westminster.



I say backstage pass, because that is all they got, they are there for the meet and greet and get into the odd photo opportunity so they can post it later in their blog or their facebook. Because one thing that they aren't doing is making any decisions. And one thing that they aren't getting either, is a say.

I'll close this musing with a minute of silence in mark of respect to the families of every member of the LibDems, think of the shame they have to endure everyday and how dirty they must feel by association.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Good bye dear moustache :{(



My dear tache...


Tomorrow night we will go our separate ways, for a little while. I would like to thank you for those awkward moments and those nasty comments I got (@Gavin). Also, I must admit you looked well sharp in this last week.


How can we forget the never ending wait to get the wax... only for it to take far longer for you to curl in such a majestic way.

In the cold days, you kept my upper lip quite snug. So much so, that when people thought I was smiling, it was my lip having a nice stretch.

I will miss you, but have already booked your return ticket as we have some unfinished business (what with all that wax) and the promise to give my mam some eccentric photos from her visit.


Yes, I looked like a dick, but so did I before and slowly I learned to fear never more. From those builders on the DLR this evening, laughing at me, to that emo kid simply nodding in a reverent fashion the other day.




Anyway, we'll have our fun tomorrow night as you make way to the rest of my face... as you bow out, we will ponder if it was a Chaplin, a Mugabe or something else you were trying so hard.



Thank you!!! And see you in the summer.